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"My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
myself."
-Michelle K., First Love. (via -krystaa)

whatifscientistcarlos:

staticoptics:

Allow me to explain the anatomy of a cat’s paw.

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Smush beans!!! Piddle paws. Liddle piddles. Smoosh bean piddly doos.

Fluffstuff pink piddle chubber bubbies.

As a biologist I can attest for the accuracy of this. 

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

alangwiggy:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

whoredinarygirl:

I’m always tired after school, as if I actually did stuff